Kirk’s DNA is all over the apartment cuz he shoved a toothbrush up his ass
Quick-Draw-McGraw
Stay tuned for a summer breakdown of all the things. All of the fun things we are going to do.
-Sastronaut
Kirk’s DNA is all over the apartment cuz he shoved a toothbrush up his ass

Creds to my bro for the victory pic after a killer yoga x sesh last night.
Stay tuned for a summer breakdown of all the things. All of the fun things we are going to do.
-Sastronaut

Y’all ready for this? The Black Keys will be guest starring as pony-tailed dirtbags in an upcoming episode of Workaholics this summer. New episodes start May 29!
DEAR GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW TEN MILLION TIMES MORE

Remember that time we spent dying of laughter on the couch outside of Bob’s office. Well, all of it went down at Chick - fil - A in a dream last night. My life is now complete.
Come back. I miss you. LIKE HELL.
#popeyensastronaut4life
1. Unhealthy addiction to Mad Men
2. Switched my major to Chemistry
3. Third minor in Anthro/sociology
4. Derby days in t - 3 days
5. stoked for the apartment
6. dissected a rat today. best day in organismal, thus far.

(via its-a-t-party)
What a glorious Friday evening it shall be. Absolutely maaavelous
#mandypants

Oh Popeye, thank you for making my life.
“It’s my room, don’t judge me.”
“I would really like to shoot something right now.”
Amanda K, and Ashlee H.
Dominos in the early morning.
Guess who’s moving into a totally sick 4 bedroom /2 bathroom/full kitchen/living room apartment next year? My heart goes out to my sophomore/junior gamma phi sisters who have invited me to live with them next year!
Yes Chem. I finally made you my bitch.
#lifegoals

Finally got the fish tail down!